Friday 31 January 2014

A Runs Girl Tale: Episode 3




…I noticed he kept staring at me and then the unexpected happened; he calmly dislodged Sandra from his laps and made for me. He smiled at me and then suddenly grabbed my breasts….. (Excerpt from Episode 2. If you missed that you can CLICK HERE)

I jumped back in shock; the move had been so unexpected it caught me off guard. My reflex was slow though, his hand fondled my breasts before I could jump back and really to think of it there was nowhere to run to. He smiled again and advanced towards me and said in a soft tone “Don’t be shy angel; I was just testing the goods.”

Tuesday 28 January 2014

What Do Women Want in Relationships?




The question of what women want in a relationship has continued to be a troubling one for most men. Men often grumble or complain about how frustrating it is trying to figure out their wives or girlfriends because they can’t seem to get it right or do anything that pleases them. However what women want in a relationship is quite simple and some of them are listed below: 

Friday 24 January 2014

Loosing Out




Loosing out
Against the clap of the raging rain
My heart cries out in a soulful pain
The last of the footsteps receded
Washed away forever like one deceased
While I stand, the mourner with the tears
Bare and alone with my fears

Thursday 23 January 2014

7 Ways to Know She is into You




Women can be very complicated and throw conflicting signals that tends to get the men folk totally confused. You like her a lot but one minute she is blowing hot and the next she turns cold, you don’t know what to do and you are about to give up on her, below are some things she may be doing to help you know if she is into you.

Tuesday 21 January 2014

A Runs Girl Tale: Episode 2




…When he was gone she told me that I could make money off men with my beauty and should stop being stupid to act the innocent girl. I protested that I didn’t want to love but she laughed and asked who was saying anything about love, she said we were going out that night as there was one Alhaji she would like to introduce me to….(If you missed Episode 1 CLICK HERE)

Monday 20 January 2014

Letter to My Distant Lover: A Song of Remembrance


This letter is an epilogue Letter to my 2013 Ex, if you missed that CLICK HERE

The tears ushered me into the New Year, a burden of pain I bore as I trudged on life’s weary path. Suddenly a beacon of light appeared in my dark world; I found a rare gem on the dirt road that I chose to walk on (Drake’s Voice: Best I ever had, you the fucking best). Like the beautiful star far up in the sky, out of reach yet

Sunday 19 January 2014

Tips on Getting Over Your Ex/Heartbreak


At one point or the other in our lives we all have felt betrayed or heartbroken by that special someone who we thought was the centre of our universe. While some shed the tears freely and succumbed into depression, others found a way of growing stronger and getting over it. Below I have listed four simple tips on getting over the seemingly difficult situation:

Saturday 18 January 2014

Entertainment Update: Beyonce Goes Dirty as Ali Baba Lambastes US Over Gay Marriage

Toke Makinwa and Maje Ayida Are Married:

After waiting for a decade, Toke Makinwa finally got a ring from Maje Ayida. The two married secretly on Wednesday with only a few witnesses made up of family and friends (trust Linda Likening to get the picture). Well this is one love story that ended in happily ever after (let's hope the breakups will stop).

Tuesday 14 January 2014

Who Wants To Be a YouTube Millionaire? Part 3: Past Winners, The Millionaires


Perhaps the cheapest way to get hits is to make a fool of yourself online, everybody loves
a good laugh. Tre Melvin’s ThisIsACommentary with over 130 million views is a good channel to watch for an example of youtube foolishness. Outside of the graphic intros to the videos, the average
Nigerian teenager should be able to turn on a camera and upload similar content to youtube. The question is, how many see value in trying? Below are examples of Nigerians that have
been successful at getting millions of view on youtube by being funny:

Saturday 11 January 2014

Who Wants To Be a YouTube Millionaire? Part Two: Play The Game


Lifeline 1: 50/50, A level playing field

In the first part of this series, we projected an average payout of 300k - 500k naira for a million views on YouTube after Google takes its 50% cut. Thus your target figure to become a millionaire simply off YouTube ad revenue is about 2 million views.

Friday 10 January 2014

Who Wants To Be A YouTube Millionaire? Part 1: Introduction


Welcome to the show
YouTube allows you to showcase yourself for free. Simply upload a video, share it with your friends online and after you’ve raked in millions of hits, Google sends you a cheque for sharing your videos with the world. You know the saying though, “nothing good comes easy”. Like the TV show “who wants to be a millionaire?”, being successful on youtube requires intelligence, maximizing your lifelines and a little bit of luck. Chances are you’ll come out of the show richer than you were if you play your cards right.