Week 1: Diaries of the Fabulous Bitches - Monday

ANNIE
Monday for me is usually the best day of the week so with a positive mindset, dressed to kill as always *winks* I went for classes only to have this fat walrus of a girl with her ugly dress strike a conversation with me *eyes rolling.* God was I bored and thank goodness for Phil (my closest friend in class) who saved me from the dumb bitch’s claws.
Today’s drama happened after class and Phil and I hung out in his apartment. Bonnie and Elena don’t like Phil much so I try to avoid contact between them *mean bitches.* Elena moved into an apartment with Larry today (Larry is Bonnie’s ex.) No they are not shagging if that’s what your dirty mind is thinking but who knows what does two might end up doing #kidding, we all trust Elena. It’s easier for her to commute to school from Larry’s apartment and since they are cool friends and she was paying part of the rent it wasn’t such a bad idea.
Elena called me to help move in some of her stuffs and since I was with Bonnie, we went together. Awkward moment #1, Bonnie and Larry exchanged awkward greetings although if you ask me it happened because Bonnie was being a bitch as usual. Elena had a meeting so we dropped the luggage with Larry and escorted Elena. Then it happened, Bonnie brought up the subject of one of her other friends Wendy. Wendy’s boyfriend is coming on to her and Elena went all judgmental in her Miss Perfect manner. Bonnie wasn’t about to take blame and a fierce argument ensued. Elena walked out on us! The bitch left me to pacify a raging Bonnie (Bonnie’s been holding these suspicions that Elena wants her downfall). P.S. how I hate when those two fight, I am always caught in the middle. Bonnie left for her apartment and I came back to mine, tried calling my boyfriend but he didn’t pick. *Maxwell and I have been having serious issues lately and I am sacred we may be falling apart. He later sent a text to say he was busy though, kinda improved my mood. Gnyt

BONNIE
I woke up flawless and in a hyper mood but that hoe Elena just knows how to ruin a bitch’s perfect day. No classes today which means I had all the day to myself to do as I so pleased. My roommate that we share an apartment, Mide had to go off and actually asked me to clean the room *JonzingMuch. Wendy came over to say she was headed home and after a brief chat she was off. Elena was to move in with Larry (my ex boyfriend) and do note I don’t mind one tiny bit so when she called Annie in the evening to help her out; I accompanied (not to lift a finger in aid of course but make mockery). Encounter with Larry was really freaky and I put him in his thrash place by greeting him in a clear manner that showed he doesn’t matter. Miss Pitch Perfect Elena had a meeting so Annie and I decided to walk her a bit.
Being with your friends mean you can bring up things that have been bothering you right? Well not with my best friend Elena, the moment I brought up the issue of Wendy’s admirer flirting with me, Mother Mary went ballistics on me. Called me a hoe that actually enjoyed the attention and this got me really pissed. Who da phuck does she think she is? She thinks she lives the saintliest life of us all and that gave her the right to play judge. Shit writing sucks, I would rather just slap some sense into that wh*re. I have been doing all the apologizing for our quarrels lately (boy has a lot of quarrels been taking place). She never wants to admit she is wrong and I am getting tired of her shit. It’s like am losing my best friend and there is nothing I can do to stop it. That biyatch has really been acting weird lately. I apologized to Annie for having been mean to her all this while then I left stewing in my anger. I went visiting Wendy since she seems to be the only reasonable person around these days, shit I met her at home #strange she was supposed to have gone see her parent. Lying co*k sucking bitches everywhere!

ELENA
I am so mad right now and I can probably strike someone with thunder if I had been Storm Ororo of the X-Men. Bonnie is such a stuck up bitch but she would prefer to think it is me who is stuck up instead. She even accused me of acting all Miss Pitch Perfect. Bonnie’s been flirting with Wendy’s boyfriend or lemme say intending boyfriend. This is the second time this is happening and that sl*t has the arrogance to say she is merely looking out for Wendy’s best interests. So Bonnie and I were responsible for Wendy’s last breakup *eyes closed* I had a fling with the dude and Wendy found out and the rest is history. Now Wendy’s intending new beau is flirting with Bonnie and she enjoys the attention so much she isn’t willing to tell Wendy what’s going on (my thought). P.S. she says it will break Wendy’s ‘poor,’ fragile heart. My question: if you are looking out for your friend and you can tell the intending beau is a cheat, shouldn’t you tell your friend now? I call that biyatch SELF DELUDED! Telling her my mind caused tempers to flare and I had to flaunt off for my meeting. As usual poor Annie was caught in the crossfire. Damn her opinion that I act like some Miss Goody Two Shoes, strike that. P.S. I moved into my new apartment today with Bonnie’s ex, let’s hope more issues won’t arise from that in future.


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