A Letter to My Fellow Sharp Guys

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You are chilling with some friends and you talking bullshit with your niccurs as usual. Nothing important is being said but you just all fooling around and having fun.  you there with them grinning away stupidly when one of your friends lets out a catcall “Oh boy, look to your left.” Lo and behold what do you see; a chick, not just a chick but an extremely hot one at that!

Your x-ray eyes quickly scans her and you scope her from down to up, up to down, and down to top again. Her packaging makes sense and she is looking like the Caro you have been dreaming about lately, for some of you she is the picture of the girl that has made your right hand your best friend. You suddenly realize the silence, even your friends have noticed this Miss Endowed, she carry front and she carry back, too package you can’t miss her. With graceful steps she sashays passes you all with her wonderful scent assailing your nostrils, the front vision is replaced by the glorious backside and you all stare as she swings it by effortlessly.

As if snapping out of a trance, one of your friend finally shouts after her but she ignores you all like you don’t exist. Ouch, that hurts! She becomes the topic of the conversation and suddenly you realize what is missing in your life that has eluded you for so long…

This situation happens to guys frequently and e don dey tire me small small. Really it’s not our fault that these babes have this hypnotizing effect, the power to hold you ransom in a trance and set confusion. they would make you do crazy things and use you to their advantage. So I write this letter to ask for your opinions on how we can tackle this problem.

One of my friends said ‘Don’t THINK, just do it, if you pause to think for one second before approaching her you might lose her.’ But he think say na that he they easy? The fear go hold you small na and the packaging alone is enough to send your senses on vacation but I guess I will still give the tip of just go for it.

But fellow sharp brothers how will you approach that babe you dey eye?

Writer: Mr Jamey the Canary

Editor: Poshkid Gidigenius    

Poshkid Gidigenius is National Diploma holder in Mass Communication from Yaba College of Technology and currently majors in English at the University of Lagos. He loves reading, writing and networking. Follow @gidigenius