[Excerpt
from Part 1: After he was
done, he picked me up gingerly as if I had some contagious disease and went to
dress up. Off we went looking for a beggar to bequeath me to and I cried
silently at the slime I felt was crawling over my body.]
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At
last he found his victim, a blind beggar sitting on a side of the street
begging for alms. He dumped me brought me out and brought me close to his mouth
as he whispered some few more of diabolical gibberish to me before dumping me
into the beggar’s bowl. I stared daggers at his retreating figure and if looks
could kill, he surely would have dropped dead that instant.
He however left
unscathed leaving me with my ego badly bruised. I looked at my new abode and studied
my new companions; a tattered ten naira note that looked like it had seen
better days, a five naira note with oil stains all over it that you could
barely make out the note again and three ancient coins that didn’t look like
they had much value. Sighing in resignation, I tried to block out the song of
the blind beggar that was my new owner as he droned on and on in his appeal for
alms. I was beginning to doze off when I felt another note land on me and I
cried out in mortification. “Watch it stupid!” It was a twenty naira note and
half of its body lay across me in the tiny bowl that the beggar was using for
his alms collection. It was bad enough that I had to share the space with the
filthy five naira note, the old ten naira and the useless coins but at least
then I had my own space.
“Look,
what we have here, if it isn’t the clan of polymers. My apologies for resting
on you your highness but sadly as I
cannot move myself, you would have to endure my burden.” The twenty naira
note’s mocking tone infuriated me further and I hissed to show my displeasure
as I held my tongue. Unlike me the twenty naira note soon started a
conversation with the other monies and soon had them cheered as they traded
gossip of where they had been and what they had been through with their
different owners. I longed to join in the conversation but held myself, after
all I had more value than all of them put together and they should have had the
grace to treat me with more respect.
The
day wore on and we all lay there in the sun, listening to the beggar’s pitiful cry.
Alas he broke off his cry for help as he heard the sound of a food vendor
advertising food. He called out to the vendor and asked her if he had enough
money in his bowl for her to sell him fifty naira worth of rice. She told him
yes and sold out the food before plucking me out of the bowl. I smiled
gleefully and said a quick prayer of thanks to the heavens for getting me out
of a society that was beneath my class. My new owner, the food vendor looked at
me in wonderment as she turned me here and there inspecting every part as if to
confirm I was real. She smiled like a woman who had just seen her lover and I
soaked in the attention happily. Now this is how to treat royalty like me. “I
no go use this one for chaangi” I heard her say to herself in pidgin English
and folding me gingerly, she tucked me into her bra. The foul smell of sweating
skin mixed with soaked fabric assailed my nostril and I screamed silently in
protest. This was like jumping from frying pan to fire. In the beggar’s bowl I
at least had fresh air but being crushed between this food vendor’s breasts
with her mammary glands pressing on me heavily I wished for the weight of the
twenty naira note on me once again. I would happily suffer their company and
bear the twenty naira note’s weight on me than this crushing weight that felt
like a trailer was over me not to mention the nauseating smell.
To be continued
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